“Previously on Sisters…”
“Could you just shut the—up already?”
Two Weeks Later
Well, folks, it’s been about two weeks since the incident, and I figure it’s finally time to move on. Time to put it all behind me. Just got to let it go.
I’ve seen the comments, the memes, the messages—no need for an intervention. I’m making it official: I’m pulling the plug and saying goodbye to Jasmine for good.
Time flies, doesn’t it? A character disappears for over five seasons, finally returns, only to be on screen for less than five minutes before getting done dirty. So, so dirty.
But today, on March 25, 2025, I make a vow. From this point on, I will never—and I mean never ever—fall for a Tyler Perry actress or Sistas character again. History has taught me one thing: it always ends in heartbreak. Either they choose another man—
“But Jeremy, you don’t exist in the continuity!”
Shut up.
Or they end up dead. Sometimes both.
So from now on, no matter how fine a woman pops up on my screen, I won’t acknowledge it in my reviews. Nope. I’ll simply say, “This character did this,” and move on with my life. Because what’s the point of getting emotionally attached to someone who—let’s be real—doesn’t even exist?
That way, when the inevitable happens, I won’t lose my mind. No more heartbreak. No more crashing out. No more feeling some type of way because—
Melissa jumped off a roof.
Maggie and Amanda got shot up.
Jean got strangled.
And Jasmine… well, you know.
So yeah, I’ll be okay. I mean, sure, characters like Belinda, Simone (The Oval), and Deja are still alive, but nope—I will not bring up how fine they are. Not gonna do it.
Jeremy is officially shutting up. Talking in third person.
So, that’s it. My track record of catching feelings for these characters? Over. Done.
You heard it here first. I’ll never have to say the name Jasmine again…
Unless, of course, I review Sistas Season 9. Then, well—that’s a conversation for another day. But for now? Consider it put to rest.
Yep.
