Now you want to worry about them? Don’t. They’re going to be well provided for—courtesy of all the cash you embezzled from your clients. Ain’t that right, baby?
“Will you just shut up already?”
“What—oh my God! I—please, you don’t have to do this!”
“I don’t know how you dealt with that woman for so long. Jesus Christ.”
Now, I appreciate the dozens—if not well over a hundred—messages and comments I’ve received from people saying: “Condolences, Jeremy, it’s going to be okay.”
But listen, don’t worry. Jasmine’s just fine. Keep in mind—this woman survived falling off the top of a parking garage. And this is a Tyler Perry show.
Come on, Jeremy, you know better than anyone! How many times have you done videos criticizing the writing when characters like Veronica Harrington or that guy from A Fall from Grace survived absurd injuries? He was beaten over the head with a baseball bat multiple times—and still made it! The list goes on and on.
How many times have we seen Tyler Perry characters go through insane accidents, attacks, or life-threatening situations… and they still survive?
Jasmine’s going to make it. She’s got as many lives as a cat—just like her ex-husband, Gary.
But even though I want to believe that, I can’t shake the feeling that she’s really gone.
And you know what? It sucks.
The way she went out was so undeserved. It felt completely out of place.
And here’s what really ticks me off—out of all the characters in Sistas who could’ve been k.i.l.l.e.d off, they picked Jasmine.
Not Gary.
Not freakin’ Leonard at the airport.
I know that sounds harsh, but come on! There are way too many people currently in the show.
Karen can talk crap to Fatima for seasons and not get so much as a slap across the face. But Jasmine comes back and immediately gets k.i.l.l.e.d? Really?!
And don’t tell me she just got grazed! No.
I saw it when it aired, and you can check my live reaction. She took a direct shot to the chest. That was it—over and done with. The bullet penetrated her because there was blood on the wall—just like what happened with Penelope when she got thrown down, lost the baby, and collapsed.
And you know the only reason this happened? Because Hudson got annoyed and was like: “Will you shut up?”
So basically, Jasmine was brought back just to be the one who stabbed Gary. She was the key culprit in a case people had been theorizing about since last August when the Season 7 finale dropped. And they just wrote her off like that?
It’s BS.
Look, y’all know how much I love Jasmine. But I’d be saying the same thing if it were any character—especially her.
She left in Season 3, Episode 1. She finally comes back in Season 8, Episode 22… only to be k.i.l.l.e.d off immediately?
This is even worse than the Calvin situation. At least Calvin didn’t d.i.e! He was in Season 6, disappeared, and then reappeared just to tell Sabrina:
“You did the right thing by choosing yourself and using some other dude’s sperm. And if Rich—your man or friend, whatever—can’t appreciate that, he doesn’t deserve you.”
That was it. That was his entire comeback.
But with Jasmine? It was just pointless.
And I called it. I told y’all before this finale—if she comes back, these writers are going to mess it up. And they did.
They took her out of the Sistas toy chest, dusted her off (major glow-up, by the way), and then just k.i.l.l.e.d. her off.
And you know what’s funny? They retconned Gary and Jasmine’s kids—again!
Back in Season 1, it was established they had children, including a son with special needs. Then, in Season 3, Episode 1, suddenly, Gary only has one son with Jasmine, who has special needs.
Now, in Season 8, Episode 22, they’re back to having children again?
Whoopsy-daisy!
Now she’s dead. And it sucks.
Some people keep saying: “Jeremy, no, she’s probably still alive!”
No.
I remember when Ellie got shot in The Oval. She was talking to Allan, a random gunshot went off, we saw blood splatter on the wall—and boom, she was gone.
Same thing happened in Bruh, Season 4. That house cleaner—well, actually, she owned the house cleaning company—the one Bill was having an affair with? Her husband was some crazy gangster. He shot one of his henchmen for failing, and it was the exact same thing.
One shot.
Blood splatter on the wall.
Dead.
Jasmine is gone.
And it sucks.
Bless her heart—Crystal and I have been talking about it all day. But it still hurts, man.
There’s no resurrection.
Unless they miraculously make it a dream or something.
I don’t know—maybe Tyler Perry sees my reaction and decides:
“You know what, Jeremy? I’m going to do you a solid. I know I pay for mortgages, buy people Thanksgiving dinners, and clear layaways at Walmart… but for YOU? I’m bringing your baby back.”
But no. She’s gone.
And that’s all I got.
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